Hero of the Day

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God.
-- Matthew 5:9

Three former Army guards convicted in the Abu Ghraib abuse scandal described Spc. Charles A. Graner Jr. on Monday as the soldier who most delighted in beating and sexually humiliating Iraqi inmates at the prison compound outside Baghdad.

Spc. Charles A. Graner, you make us conservatives proud. We salute you. Thank you for showing those commie Iraqi bastards exactly what it is like to feel the steel-toed end of an American-made boot. You have showed an extraordinary knack in getting the job done, no matter that common sense or the Geneva Convention says otherwise.

The session began Monday with a government witness, Spc. Matthew Wisdom, a military policeman who witnessed the abuse but was not charged. He described Graner hitting detainees and posing for pictures while the inmates "screamed in pain."

In yet another incident, Sivits said, Graner used a nightstick to repeatedly slap a weeping inmate's leg — right where the prisoner earlier had been shot.

How dare those liberal eggheads call that torture? The bastard Iraqis had it coming. Spc. Graner, I've never been more proud to be an American. May God bless you, and may God bless the United States!

Viva la Bush!